Granny Dorothy » Rants and Raves http://www.grannydorothy.com I've had 32 postmenopausal years to perfect my crankiness Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:08:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 How My Cookie Crumbles http://www.grannydorothy.com/rants-and-raves/how-my-cookie-crumbles/ http://www.grannydorothy.com/rants-and-raves/how-my-cookie-crumbles/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:08:34 +0000 Granny Dorothy http://www.grannydorothy.com/?p=350 media
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Someone adopt Gordon.

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The only other Christmas spirit I have is in a warm dandy 40-ouncer. Now turn down that racket and let me nap.

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Pick up after your pooches poop in the park

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Sometimes for fun I play loud music to annoy my neighbors

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There’s not much I like, actually.

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I know what would make me smile

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Pull my finger, Gordon. I dare you

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Eat it, Gordon, darn dog.

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No comment. I got nothing to say. I’ve got lots to sing about.

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Stop buying me crap

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