Granny Dorothy

Some of you have rudely mentioned that my English is old. It is not old. It is proper language, not the speak these hooligans use nowadays. Click on the words below and learn. Try using them in a sentence. Read a godnab book while you are at it.




addlehead a loony

cretin a french numbskull

dimwit no light bulb on upstairs in the noggin

nincompoop the idiots who don’t scoop their doggie’s poop in the park

dolt the dumb idiots who don’t scoop their doggie’s poop in the park

dunderhead the slow dumb idiots who don’t scoop their doggie’s poop in the park

dullard the dull slow dumb idiots who don’t scoop their doggie’s poop in the park

prat bum’s who don’t scoop their doggie’s poop in the park

oaf gentlemen in the gymnasium who lift weights and grunt, showing minimal intelligence

hogwash writing gibberish without the swine’s penis

gibberish writing or oratory crapola

fiddlesticks the trivial playing of sticks on fiddles

tomfoolery I once knew a man named Tom who was a simpleton beyond imagination

poppycock get your mind out of the gutter young lady!

horsefeathers how the Marx brothers expressed disagreement or exasperation

Nosey Parker my elderly neighbors

shenanigans is what most of you are up to right now

lollygag is not a lollypop you gag on

hooligan a very ill-mannered youth that deserves to be locked up for life, or sometimes they become a British footballer

bugger sticking it in the poop hole